threekindsofweird
damfrozencupcakes:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

IT’S TRUE

damfrozencupcakes:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

IT’S TRUE

threekindsofweird

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

gamora-quill

peanutbutterjotunheim:

[x]

 Normally calm, and good natured, a Chris rarely snarls or squabbles because there is usually only one in a herd. However, when another Chris invades it’s territory a dance will ensue. With backs firmly pressed together the Chris’s will push and sass one another, baring their fangs in a daring display of dominant behavior.

hecallsmepineappleprincess

mockeryd:

If someone ever tries to tell me that Anna is a better princess than Tiana, I will straight up find that person and smack with them a bass.

Don’t compare a woman who worked two jobs, got turned into a frog, had to navigate a bayou and saved her future husband from the Shadow Man to a girl who had no development and is there to be pretty.

haley-the-dragon
haley-the-dragon:

virgo-dragon:

erisdragonwarrior:

roleplaywithgummyandpixie:

theassimilatingasgardian:

leinadahn:

allergictosmallknives:

iwillseduceyouwithmyinsanity:

kizamis-butt:

lily-chanlovescats:

annefabuglass:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

Sword in the Stone… dang no indoor pluming and even less rights.

The Breakfast Club. ….good?

"America: Imagine a world without her"
How the fuck is that gonna work

Truth or Die…Shit. I’m screwed.

Ever After. I guess I’m a French servant girl who’s actually speaking in an English accent the entire reason for some reason. Also Da Vinci and Angelica Huston and some random anacronisms. What. 

Does Political Animals count as a movie? If so, headache but hey, White House status.
If not then Only Lovers Left Alive. Woot Hiddleston and vampires. I’m down.

Lucy - I think I’m in pretty good shape.

Hitch - eeeeh?

The last movie/show thing I watched was No Game No Life… FUCK.

AWAKE IN THE SKY, WE’L BREAK UP SO HIGHALRIGHT!

Night in the Museum 2…. Okay then

Fantastic Mr.Fox….My dream has finally come true.

haley-the-dragon:

virgo-dragon:

erisdragonwarrior:

roleplaywithgummyandpixie:

theassimilatingasgardian:

leinadahn:

allergictosmallknives:

iwillseduceyouwithmyinsanity:

kizamis-butt:

lily-chanlovescats:

annefabuglass:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

Sword in the Stone… dang no indoor pluming and even less rights.

The Breakfast Club. ….good?

"America: Imagine a world without her"

How the fuck is that gonna work

Truth or Die…Shit. I’m screwed.

Ever After. I guess I’m a French servant girl who’s actually speaking in an English accent the entire reason for some reason. Also Da Vinci and Angelica Huston and some random anacronisms. What. 

Does Political Animals count as a movie? If so, headache but hey, White House status.

If not then Only Lovers Left Alive. Woot Hiddleston and vampires. I’m down.

Lucy - I think I’m in pretty good shape.

Hitch - eeeeh?

The last movie/show thing I watched was No Game No Life… FUCK.

AWAKE IN THE SKY, WE’L BREAK UP SO HIGH
ALRIGHT!

Night in the Museum 2…. Okay then

Fantastic Mr.Fox….My dream has finally come true.

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